Wherein HANK MOHASKI mixes together a toxic hour of songs and sounds meant to empty pubs at last call...PLUS +++ *NEW* TAPE JAZZ MASSACRE and ZANZIBAR CHEAP BAND!!!
Wherein podbot booth announcer TREVOR HASTINGS 4.1 goes haywire and takes over the studio and airwaves of WBST, 109.5 FM. Just like 2001: A Space Odyssey, but with a Post-Modern, Avant Garde soundtrack. PLUS +++ HANK MOHASKI!
Wherein TAPE JAZZ MASSACRE inserts HANK MOHASKI into a Thanksgiving episode of Fox's animated hit show, KING OF THE HILL, taking on the role of HANK HILL. PLUS +++ 40 minutes of country-western music mixed generously throughout.
Wherein HANK MOHASKI goes to MUNICH, doesn't speak the language, and gets drunk, on air, and finally pukes in an alley behind a beerhall. Live and pre-recorded polkas and waltzes complete the scene. A MESS! A MUST!
Wherein HANK MOHASKI plays an absurd drinking game on air, whilst spinning hip songs by hip bands that hip kids dig, and finally passes out, on air, as THE HOLD STEADY brings the whole sordid affair to an end with one of their classic boozy anthems...
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