Wherein TAPE JAZZ MASSACRE seemlessly mixes dialogue from the film Das Boot into all sorts of watery tunes, creating a haunting, impressionistic, and sometimes funny, soundscape.
Wherein DJ ZEUS hangs out in STUDIO 36C with SANTA CLAUS and bitches about the commercialization of Christmas in general, and the lack of Jesus-related songs on WBST program director GARY WANG'S list of broadcast-approved holiday songs. PLUS+++JESUS CHRIST calls in to the show! More bitching...
Wherein HANK MOHASKI nurses a hangover on the air, and takes the easy way out once again by spinning MARY LOU LORD's "His Indie World", and a whole bunch of songs by bands that she namechecks on her song.
Wherein TAPE JAZZ MASSACRE deftly mixes an old SHERLOCK HOLMES radio show with HANK MOHASKI co-starring as DR. WATSON, plus a passel of cool tunes. A MUST!
Wherein we hear an hour of a HANK MOHASKI show on WBST that is dedicated to the year 1993...Plenty of tunes from that year, natch, plus other stuff...Well, some facts about 1993, mostly...
Wherein HANK MOHASKI takes the WBST Party Van out to his very secret place, and listens to random tunes on a boombox while sitting next to a roaring campfire. This is a recording of an hour of that night.
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