Wherein HANK MOHASKI mixes together a solid hour of FIERY FURNACES songs that together tell the tale of a lost dog, troubles in the North, and the kind of weird America that barely exists anymore...
Wherein we hear a recording sent by HANK MOHASKI from the future that informs us that aliens will begin their harvest in December of 2008... PLUS+++A heavy mix of all sorts of DOOM and DRONE music...
Wherein HANK mixes a bunch of songs about GROUPIES, and PAMELA DES BARRES reads excerpts from her book, I'm With The Band...PLUS +++ A new episode of TALES OF BRAVE MOHASKI, and the ramblings of HANK throughout...
Wherein HANK MOHASKI gets baked and deftly mixes together various PHILIP GLASS songs with ERIC SCHLOSSER reading excerpts from his book, Reefer Madness. Required listening for Communications 401 at UW-Madison.
Wherein HANK MOHASKI quickly whips together an hour's worth of CAKE tunes, most of 'em about cars and girls, so that he can play OKAMI underneath the AC and forget about ORACLE for awhile...
Master orator, A-1 flirt, table tennis champion, world class lover, known slacker, sinistral minstrel, funky drum machiner, actual guitar hero, hungry freak, radio disc jockey extraordinaire, Pope of Discordia, advanced sloganeer, licensed coffee drinker, authorized cat fancier, snow globe juggler, ice skating judge, bonsai superstar, published poet with an unpublished number, understander of Jazz, leader of men, follower of my mom, Oracle database user, part-time billboard liberator, full-time Grand Marquis handler, accomplished pipe smoker, dental floss tycoon, fully-certified celebrity impersonator, dues-paying snake-handler, hyphen-minister, soft-spoken carrier of big sticks, amateur sleuth, semi-professional haberdasher, professional lifestyle consultant, chronic inhaler, retired bartender, grower of beards, psychic to the stars, Mint Spy agent, Friend Of Flat Atom, action figure model, stunt double, former paperboy, previous drunk, perpetual teen, and Nobel Prize winner in Theoretical Etymology. I'm also mighty handy with very large axes, extremely small firearms, celery salt, and Derrida texts. Possibly fake references available upon request.